I'm going to get married tomorrow morning.
Everyone is happy in this house, except me
Yes, I don't want to get married.
But I've no other choice.
My parents, who would have understood my agony, are no more.
Dear God, you've always come to my rescue, every time I was in trouble
Lakshmi, call that priest…
Seetha…
Please listen to me…
Get up…everyone!
She wouldn't have run away, if it wasn't for your pampering!
Hey…let's go
Well done everyone, you've got her surrounded.
Where are you going, O damsel? You can't escape from me now.
My name is B M Buchi. Your uncle, Reddappa and me are very close…enemies.
This girl's life will be destroyed if she gets married to him. He is already married!
Reddappa!
I hereby command everyone to beat him black and blue, and throw him out of the village
Yes, I was already married by then. But, what's the big deal? I was in love with that girl.
I'm sure you are also in love with someone. No wonder, you've run away from your own wedding.
Your uncle doesn't have the heart to understand the emotions of lovers like us
All these years, I've been waiting for one small chance, the size of a rice flake, to take revenge
But, thanks to you, I've now got the biggest opportunity of my life to do that
Moreover, it's not safe anymore for women like you. And even the weather is conducive enough!
I spoke to the Ticket Collector and got you a confirmed AC ticket.
If I kill you, then your family will mourn your death for a couple of days and then, they'll live happily after that
But if I send you away from here, then they'll die every single day.
Here are some fruits and water for your journey.
If you get down from the train mid-way, then everything we've done isn't worth the effort.
I wish you a safe journey and I hope I'll never see you ever again.
But if you come….ahh…I'm sure, you won't make that mistake. Be safe.
Happy Jumping...
Hey…look everywhere.
Look there!
We pampered her because she was an orphan, but now she has destroyed the family's honour
Attention all passengers. This is an important announcement for you.
Our Reddappa's brother's daughter has eloped from her wedding just now.
Attention all passengers. Our Reddappa's brother's daughter has flown away (like a bird) from her wedding.
Hey…how do you say this in English?
What is this that you're doing?
Help Sir!
Garikipati once said that you should always whisper a bad news in the other person's ears,
but if it's a good news then you've to say it aloud on a mic.
Since your niece eloped, my co-worker whispered it my ears because it was bad news
But it would be a good news if we could find her. That's why I announced it on the mic.
This is family issue. Stay away!
Oh yeah? I have to stay away from your family issues, but you can to interfere in mine?
Yes dad
Everyone, come home
But…dad?
If a little girl goes missing, then you've to search for her.
And if she's an adult who elopes, then you've to forget her.
And any girl who doesn't care about her family's honour will always remain a burden
Come back right away!
Just because we agreed to let you do whatever you wanted to, don't think that we'll let you marry whomever you want to
I've always been telling you to not let a girl study a lot. But you never listened to me!
Uncle, please meet him once. At least, see to him once. You'll definitely like him.
We are not in a mood to meet or see anyone right now.
If my parents were alive right now, I wouldn't have gone through all this drama right now
This is the same alliance which your parents had forged when you were young.
Despite being their daughter, you might have forgotten about it, but as a brother, I am not going to break that promise
Hello, Geetha!
Sister, did you board the train?
What's everyone saying about me at home?
Now, don't think about all that right now. I've kept some cash in your bag. Check it out.
Why did you do that?
Leave all that. Tell me, how is my brother-in-law? I'm so excited. You didn't even show me his photo
You're the first person in the house who asked me that question.
I don't even know how to begin this. I met him when I was in the hostel. He lives in the US.
His day doesn't begin until he wishes me good night
And my day doesn't end, until I wish him good morning
Hello America. Your Chicago girl is back again with your favourite songs.
On one hand, I've to do his duty and then, he tricks me into giving away even my salary. Where is Subramanyam, sir?
He said, he's on the way.
On the occasion of Powerstar Pawan Kalyan's birthday, we'll be playing some of his best songs.
Here's your favourite song from his film, Thammudu. Stay tuned to Radio Mirchi, now in USA.
Hello, master
Me?
Yeah, you.
I gave you only a lift, but not a gift
Thanks and sorry
You are a bit too sharp
I can't help it. It's in my genes.
Good morning everybody. Your Telugu boy is here with you favourite Telugu songs.
Call me and talk to your Telugu boy. Stay tuned to Radio Mirchi, now in USA
He might be late, but he's a ball of energy. I can never understand him.
Hello…it's your Telugu boy. So, tell me?
How have you been? How are you?
I'm fine with all your blessings and I'll always be so. What's your name?
My name is Anasuya
Based on your name, I'm guessing that you are from the 1950s generation.
You must have come here to look after your newborn grand child, who's probably now asleep.
And you called me because you didn't know what else to do.
You are bang on with the information.
Based on your slang, I'm guessing that you're either from East or West Godavari.
You are a rockstar!
Hello
When? Where? Who?
I'm coming right now
Where are you going? You're doing a part-time job here, how can you walk out like this?
Sir, this is just a part time job. But my friend's life is in risk there.
I've kept Kushi and Gabbar Singh's songs in the loop. I'll be back, the moment they hear Jalsa's songs.
Now, tell me. What's the problem?
He's working in a software company and his 2-year contract has just ended.
Now, his mother has fallen sick and he wants to go to India; however, his company isn't letting him go.
What do these Americans think of themselves? They are getting richer using our talent. But if they treat us like slaves, then we won't tolerate it.
The company is owned by Indians.
Oh..is it? What do these Indians think of themselves? Instead of living their lives quietly, if they end up showing their ugly side, and we won't tolerate it.
You've to drop them at the airport. But they've employed goons to search for him!
I can drop him, but there's a risk involved in this.
I've got money.
And I've got a car.
Oh…no! I don't take money from my friends. Just keep all that in my pocket.
All the best
Hey…I'll see how you'll reach the airport!
We're going to beat you man!
Boss…these are the guys who are searching for me. Drive fast.
By the way, we've to fight if someone is chasing us. But we don't have to chase anyone, if we fight with them Okay!
My dear fellow NRIs and friends from software industry. We don't have any enmity between us.
However, I've promised to drop this guy at the airport for $500. Please don't come in my way.
I'll give you $1000.
Wow…$1000?
Boss…what are you doing?
Didn't you hear them? They're offering me $1000
I'll give you $1500
$1500?
I'll give you $3000
I can't pay you so much.
I can understand. But, they can afford to pay me that.
Wait a minute! Let me make sure that I've got all the money.
So, mister…shall we make a move?
What is this?
What's your name?
Vishal
Vishal, some people keep a record of their account, but I believe in settling them.
I've taken your money and handed him over to you.
But, if someone kidnaps him again, who's responsible for that? You've bought him for $3000.
Won't you safeguard him? That's all I'm saying.
What do you say guys?
Come on guys…what are you thinking? Go. Go
America won't go anywhere, you can always come back. But that's not the same case with your parents.
Be safe and we'll see you soon.
Thanks a lot. You're really great. I couldn't have gone back to India, without your help.
Hello…hello. I'm just climbing up the ladder. Please don't glorify and embarrass me like this.
Thank you. Happy Journey. Bye.
Thank you so much boss. Bye boss.
Where is my idli?
Where is my Masala Dosa?
I want my breakfast right now.
I want masala dosa.
This Subramanyam has got them used to tiffins.
He's coming. Food is fresh.
And these people have become worse than drug addicts.
He hasn't come yet and these guys won't leave anytime soon.
Where are you?
I'm here! Your Subramanyam is here and he's got all the tiffins that you've been waiting for.
Today's special - Tickle Rice.
I've heard about pickle rice. But what's this tickle rice?
There was plenty of leftover food and I just mixed Priya pickle in that.
Cut onions. And you get the garlic.
Hmmmm…awesome! I want one more plate of this immediately.
This is so good!
We want tickle rice! We want tickle rice.
Here's your collection for the day, sir.
I see that you've earned quite a lot from just the tips alone.
Sorry. This is what I've earned from tips and that's the collection.
How can tip be more than the collection? This is as if a dog's tail is longer than the dog's body itself!
You seem to be doing anything for money.
There's a difference between making money by doing anything and doing anything to earn money.
I haven't come to America to pose for pictures and upload them on Facebook.
I'm here to convert every single second into dollars and raise my collar with pride back in India
These days, everyone is putting everything up for sale.
Like Ashadam sale, Shravanam sale, Akshaya Tritiya Sale, Health for sale and happiness for sale.
They'll even put tears for sale, if there are people willing to buy that.
And I don't have anything to give, except myself, uncle.
That's why I've kept myself in the market. Subramanyam for sale. Come and buy me.
Don't ask for discounts. And use me with some dignity.
Hello. What? Flight has already landed? I need to rush right now!
Who's coming here?
It's okay, It's okay!
It's not okay!
These guys never change, even if you are in a different country.
Something happens to them the moment they see a girl.
Oh…you speak Telugu?
Sorry. I didn't mean to bump into you. I was in a rush and it wasn't deliberate.
What do you mean 'rush'? There are so many girls around from various countries.
Why did you bump into me? You thought I will keep quiet just because I'm from your country?
I'm Seetha. It isn't so easy to flirt with me. And no one can cheat me.
Oh yeah? You thought I've been at this airport, for two years, to jump bump into you?
Get lost from here. Why do girls like you come to US at all?
You!
What? Why are you pointing your finger at me?
Seetha! Hey…
Who's that idiot in between?
It's none of your business. I'm Seetha. And you can't mess with me.
Yeah…yeah…leave now. I'm sure you're meant for guys like him only.
Abhi?
Yes…I'm the same.
Come…let's go.
Do you know who you're messing with? You're crossing your limits.
I'm like a bomb. I'm a human bomb.
He's saying bomb. He looks dangerous.
Officer. Please explain me the problem. He's our guest.
You say I'm your guest. So, what's all this all about? Where have you been all this time?
Sorry Chintakaya sir. I'm a little late.
What is this?
Weapons. My own weapons.
Uncle. You're not supposed to say stuff like that. Sir…actually, these are…
You keep quiet and don't be afraid of them. Isn't a bat a weapon for Sachin, and a tabla a weapon for Zakir Hussain?
Similarly, these are the weapons of a cook. Look officer, these are all my weapons.ISI.
ISI?
Yes!
Excuse me sir. Please remove your belt.
You want me to remove my belt? I won't do that.
Uncle, they didn't even spare Shah Rukh Khan here.
Shah Rukh Khan needs America, but America needs me. Please explain this to them.
Sir, he's the best cook in India. ISI means Indian Standard Institute.
Please let us go sir. This is our restaurant's address. Please have a look…
Keep quiet! Why are you pleading with them? If I get angry, I'll crash into White House in a flight.
What is he saying?
Nothing, sir. He wants to see the White House by flight. That's all sir.
That's okay. But ask him to shut his bloody mouth.
Definitely sir, definitely.
Thank you sir. Have a nice day.
Take care.
You came just in the nick of time to rescue…them!
By the way, I heard you get Green cards here. Can we pick them up on our way home?
I heard you get a lot of benefits, if you've them.
Eh? A Green Card?
Yes.
Did you think it's like a ration card or a SIM card to just hand it over to you, the moment you land in US?
Oho?
Come…let's go!
Wait…let's click a selfie. Just landed in America.
Show me your passport.
She has it officer. How could you miss the passport?
Of course, I had my passport. I wouldn't have come here without that, Abhi.
No..no. We cannot allow you without your passport.
Uncle…let me go and have a look at what's happening.
Let me go through my bag. Give us a minute, officer.
Hey girl. Here's your passport. Without this, you can't roam in America so easily.
You should cross-check everything, in case you bump into someone.
Show us.
Uncle, America is so beautiful that you need more than two eyes. You'll feel like watching it forever.
Yes, it's true.
This is our restaurant.
What's this restaurant's name?
Avakai
This place doesn't even have 50 seats and for this, you got me all the way from India?
You face will turn into a chicken roast, if I slap you. What's so interesting about this…
Yes, there's something interesting here.
Welcome. Welcome to Avakai
Why don't you stay back here?
Will you keep me with you?
Just kidding, I say
What's your name?
Jam. Pankajam. Mithai Pankajam. That's my full name.
Is that why you are speaking so sweetly?
Please stop it Chintakai sir.
Wait…I didn't know that you had such a grown-up daughter. I still can't believe it.
You don't have to believe that. She's not my daughter. She's my wife. Shall we go to the kitchen now?
You…wait for a minute. I don't cook in the kitchen.
Then?
I do romance.
First, I bathe a brinjal with hot water and then add a lot of masala
Eh? Why would you bathe a brinjal? What are you talking about?
Does your husband know how to cook?
If he could cook, why would you call you here?
You are so thrilling! Can I take a selfie with you?
Hey…come join us.
Just landed in Avakai
Welcome Chintakai sir.
All of you get out.
Get lost I say, get out.
Come on. Let's make a move.
Is this a kitchen or a cricket stadium? I'll be in soup if they come to know that I can't cook.
Now, I don't know how to manage the situation.
You?
What dude? You forgot your inner soul after you landed in America.
By the way, how did you come here?
Visa, passport and other councils are for humans like you.
I just flew here, right behind you when you were on that flight.
Now, how are you going to manage everything?
I've got it all sorted, thanks to all the vegetarian and non-vegetarian recipes by Sakkubai. It's all in this iPad.
Damn! You are too smart. Why were you dominating everyone back there?
I thought they wouldn't have doubts about me, if I dominate them
You've been clicking selflies everywhere. Where are you going to post them?
Whatsapp.
What?
Whatsapp.
And why were you talking to the lady like that? It was filled with double meaning.
You think you can bathe a brinjal?
That's all related to the body. Souls, like you, shouldn't interfere in that.
Do you think this is Anakapalli? You're in America. If you goof up, then you'll be in big trouble.
Okay. I got it and you don't have to repeat it again. Come back now.
Welcome. Welcome home. Welcome home Chintakai uncle.
This is our home. Look at that view, it's mind-blowing.
What do you mean? After slogging the whole day,
you expect me to just lie down here and look at the view? Tell me.
Chintakai. Please don't answer the phone.
Subbudu…hello…hello..subbudu. Dad, please hang up the phone. I'll call you back.
Hello. You made it look like I've stepped on a landmine. Why did you have to scream so loudly?
It's expensive when you call from India, but if I call up from here, it's very cheap.
And I'll go mad if I follow your instructions.
Yes dad. Tell me?
Subbudu…I've to share a good news with you, urgently. Hear it from your mom.
Your son is on the call.
Step-mom. Not mom.
How are you step-mom?
Sandhya is going to get married soon.
Wow…congrats. We've to celebrate the occasion in a grand manner. Don't worry about the money.
Ahhh…you barely make enough money and you're dreaming about a grand wedding?
Why do you say that aunt? I've been sending money every month.
Yeah, right! You are sending us so much money that we have to employ servants to count the noted!
By the way, you'll have to send more money from this month onwards because of the wedding.
Okay aunt. By the way, I had sent an iPad to Sandhya last month.
Did she like it? Where is she? I want to talk to her and congratulate her.
I'll convey your message to her.
Hmhpf…you had to spoil my mood early in the morning!
Hello
How are you dad?
You're working hard for us, so we're all happy here without having to work hard.
Don't say that dad. Even I'm quite happy here.
Son, after your mom died, I thought if another woman enters this house, then she would become your mom.
However, she ended up being just your step-mom, even before she became part of the family. I'm really sorry about that.
Dad…dad
Congrats sister.
Thank you. Thank you so much.
What's with this surprise all of a sudden? You could have informed me much earlier.
This is a big surprise for me too. We'll be getting engaged in sometime and this weekend,
we'll get married in an island. I didn't know if I could you reach you later on, so I called you now.
By the way, do you know something? He's taking me in a chopper to the island.
Wow…wow…wow…how romantic! You have found a romantic guy.
Nope. I've found a really good guy, who'll take care of me.
He's doing all this for me because he felt that I'd get restless if the paperwork after the wedding gets delayed.
That's why we are getting engaged right now.
Come..come…let's hurry up.
Sister? Hello. Hmmph…love you sister.
Hello..hello…ladies and gentleman. Let me introduce to you, the love of my life - See
Hey…your dress is really nice. Pretty Indian lady. She's so hot.
Thank you.
What's with See? You could have introduced me as Seetha.
Seetha is such an old-fashioned name. That's why I called you See, you see.
Hi.
Before you make paneer butter masala, you've to dice the cheese.
Please dice the cheese into square shaped pieces
We've already bought all of that. We don't have to dice it again.
Oh…all of you, hang on. Don't be in a rush. This is our first time.
First time?
I meant, you guys are working with me for the first time.
Uncle, are the dishes ready? How are you able to listen to the songs, even in such a tense situation?
I'm not listening to them because I'm in a tense situation. But I'll get tensed if I don't listen to the songs.
I can't cook if I don't listen to music.
Oho!
To light the stove, I listen to ragulutondi mogali poda, too cook vegetarian dishes, I listen to Veturi's songs and
for spicy food, it's Devi Sri Prasad. And if I want to try something new, then I listen to Ilaiyaraaja.
You are awesome, uncle.
What I'm saying is, every recipe has its own song and a beat. There are 500 recipes in here, I meant 500 songs.
You silly!
It's okay. Hey…tell that guy to send the main course after serving the starters.
You? Hello…remove the plate.
You? (smiles) We got this catering order. Past is past. If you want, please drink this but don't screw us over that.
Chi. Okay!
Make it fast. I'm running out of charge.
Uncle…uncle, we have a problem.
What happened? Are they saying that the dishes aren't good?
No…no. Everyone loved the items we prepared, but now they want an item song.
So, do you want me to dance to an item song?
There's no need to do that. Just give me your iPad.
Don't take that away. If I don't listen to the music….
You've been listening to the music through your earphones.
Now, you can listen to it through the speaker.
What next?
Go and ask him!
Heyyyyy….
Move aside. Move aside. Hey…please stop.
Phew!
Guys, since a Telugu boy got engaged to a Telugu girl, let's listen to only Telugu songs. So, here we go. 1…2…3
Let's learn how to make Tandoori kebabs. First, you've to marinate the chicken in tamarind soaked water, the previous night.
So, you've already learnt how to make Kheema Biryani? Now, let's move on to next item.
Now, let's learn how to make bottle guard pudding. These are all the items that you need for it.
(laughs) I'm sure everyone is shocked. Even I'm shocked.
I meant, these days, since a lot of girls don't know how to cook, we are giving away this collection to the bride.
Hello, I can cook really well. I used to cook for 500 people in our hostel's mess. Hello…this is Seetha.
Don't cover up in the name of this collection. Where's the music? Abhi, I want music.
Bro…please…we want music.
We want music. We want music.
Okay. Let's sing a Telugu song.
Have you ever been honest in your life?
Honest?
If he had been honest, I won't be out of his body like this.
You please keep quiet. If you say one more word, I'll lock you inside a glass jar.
What did you just say? You're going to lock this personality inside a jar?
I didn't mean you. You know that I can't do that.
Rey…I'm asking you again, have you ever been honest in your life?
I'm honest on some occasions.
Do you think this is some sort of fasting or staying awake all night, to do it occasionally?
Without reading books or listening to your iPad, tell me what can you cook?
Challa Punugulu
Challa Punugula?
Yes, I learnt to make them 5 years ago at Babai Hotel. I can make them really well.
That's the matter. This is what happens when I get an idiot like you all the way to America.
Abhi? Abhi?
Did you see Abhi?
You mean, you can't him? Did he run away after the party. Oh no! He owes us a lot of money.
Don't talk rubbish. Not everyone is like you. My Abhi is a gentleman and it's my guarantee.
Abhi? Then let's go, we'll search for him together.
Abhi. Gentleman. O Gentleman.
My dear Abhi.
Gold Gentleman. O Gold Gentleman.
Where are you Abhi?
Where are you gold gentleman?
Why is the gentleman without his clothes?
Oh..there's a gentlewoman too.
Seetha…Seetha. Listen to me. I'll convince you. Please don't worry about this.
You'll convince me? You want me to be convinced with all this? Or is it compromise?
I left my entire beloved family behind for you. In fact, I broke their trust, by running away from home
just a day before the wedding, for you. And this is what you do to me?
This is the problem with Indians like you. You don't have a broad mentality. You could think that I was having a little bit of fun.
Even if you had seen me doing it directly, you could have just said, "Abhi, you naughty boy" and let it go.
Instead of all that, you're creating a big scene here.
Baby…are you okay?
She's my ex-girlfriend. She got emotional after she saw us getting engaged. So, I was just trying to pacify her.
You're saying that you had to go naked to pacify her?
Why are you raising your voice? And why have you come here with her?
I don't come here for her or with her.
Take it.
Come. I've a lot of unfinished business with you.
Abhi….
I thought about whether I should meet you at the airport or not. For someone who eats at KFC all the time,
it's tempting when he finds a country chicken like you. And you're our prey for the night.
What are you doing here?
I'm here to settle some unfinished work.
You want to fight with me?
Hey…I didn't think about this. They say that an idea can change your life.
And your life is going to change from your own idea.
Seetha? Shall we leave now.
Hey..I'll give you a lot of money. Please leave her here.
Oh..is it? I think he got hold of my weakness for money.
I'll do anything for money, but I won't lower myself and let go of my morals.
Where do you want to go?
Voiceover : First you come to the US, Seetha
Do you have any friends or acquaintances here?
Voiceover: No one will question you here, unlike in India where you've your family interfering in everything you do. First you come baby.
I live nearby. If you tell me where you want to go, I'll drop you there.
Ma'am. I'm talking to you.
Phone? Phone? I need to make a call urgently.
Hello Geetha?
Congratulations! I was so tensed that you didn't call me till now.
I've my final exam in sometime, but I was adamant to talk to you first before the exam begins.
By the way, how did the engagement go? Did my brother-in-law gift you a diamond ring?
Pass on the phone to brother-in-law. I want to wish him.
Hello…sister…are you there?
Say something sister. I've to write the exam soon.
It went on really well. I hope you do well in your exam. All the best.
Are you crying? What happened?
Nothing happened. I just remembered all of you. Now I understand, what I'm missing. That's why I was crying.
Don't worry my dear sister. They'll welcome you back with open arms one fine day. By the way, where's my brother-in-law?
He isn't here. He's gone.
What did you say?
I meant, he's gone to drop the guests.
I'm happy. I'll be more happy if you crack the exam.
I'll do just that. Congratulations once again, bye bye bye.
Tell me if you have any relatives or friends here. I'll get in touch with them.
Hello…I'm asking you.
I don't know anyone here
What? You just trusted that bugger and came all the way to America? By the way, how do you meet him?
On FB.
What?
I met him through Facebook and we got close after chatting with each other.
(Laughs) What? You met him through Facebook. Uncle, listen to this.
She met him on Facebook and they bonded while chatting.
I know all about cheating, but I'm clueless about chatting. What is it?
Interesting question. Chatting is all about meeting strangers on the internet. It's become fashionable to fall in love through Facebook,
get married through Whatsapp, and people are even ready to spend a night with each other, if that's possible.
These girls don't like marriage alliances which their parents look for, after careful considerations.
This is what happens when you keep your books aside and focus on Facebook. Uncle…
Shut up. Just shut up, okay. I want to do my Master's degree here and do more research.
And I even want to do my PhD here, but my family didn't agree to that.
Abhi understood my agony and he promised to help me out. We were talking to each other for three years and got close. But today…
I didn't come here by looking at photos of celebrities on Facebook. No matter what happens
, even if I've to beg or wash dishes, I'm going to stay here. I don't want to go back to India.
My name is Seetha. I won't give up so easily.
It's okay. Don't cry now. He was blabbering without knowing anything.
You mentioned that you can cook well. Is that true?
I cook really well.
Then, you've got a job.
Right now, there's no guarantee that you'll continue in the job.
That's why I'm saying, her job is guaranteed.
They say, when God closes a window in one place, he opens other doors in another place. Come, let's go.
Welcome Seetha. This is our home, sweet home. Your heart should be large-hearted, like mine. You can stay for free here.
Abaa…why are you copying my dialogues? She's not going to stay for free here. She's going to share the rent.
Hello, if you sleep on the bed it's $100, if you want to crash on the sofa then it's $50, and on the floor, you can
sleep for free. If you use the computer, it's $25. And then…
Yeah. Why don't you quote a price even for water and air here?
Interesting. Not a bad idea.
Hello, this is America. There's a lot of freedom here, but nothing comes for free.
Abba…knowlegde! Don't worry about all these things. Go, make yourself comfortable. Go.
By the way, is she your assistant or are you her assistant?
We'll sort that out soon. By the way, why did she dump that guy?
He was caught red-handed doing yoga in the car.
What? You can dump someone for doing Yoga? I used to do yoga everyday when I was young.
I meant, in the car…
So what? You can do it in the car or on the bed. And it's a lot more comfortable,
if you do it on the floor. I can't understand girls these days.
Chintakai!
(Laughs) That guy is worst! How did he do it in the car?
Uncle. She's the one I told you about, yesterday. Seetha.
Namasthe. I apologise for the inconvenience caused by me.
Don't say that. We are lucky to have found a Telugu person here.
Well said. Take her inside and show her the kitchen.
Hello America. Your Telugu boy is here and I'm going to give you some precautions.
This is a warning to everyone, especially girls, who are addicted to social networking sites.
Don't strike conversations with strangers randomly. You never know if it's a pervert you are talking to.
Recently, I saw a girl get cheated on in a brutal way. So girls, please be careful.
I'm going to play a song which is relevant to this situation.
Ahh…just miss!
I'm sure you've heard about NRI Rajasekhar.
Oh yes. Every Telugu person in America knows about him.
Exactly. He's throwing a huge party to celebrate his 25th wedding anniversary.
And I came here to gave you that party's catering order.
Thanks a lot, sir. We'll do our best.
I'm sure. I'm sure. Funny thing is, we are organising a made-for-each-other contest at the ceremony.
Oh..wow. I'm sure a lot of couples will get into trouble.
If we announce it before hand, then a lot of couple will act nice to win the prize money.
So, we decided to have secret judges, who'll be observing everyone. The prize money is $25,000.
$25,000?
Very interesting. Let's finalise the menu.
If, all of a sudden, you get $25,000 then what would you do?
I'll think about how I can make $50,000 from that money.
I like you! NRI Rajasekhar is organising a made-for-each-other contest secretly. You'll make $25,000, if you win the contest. $25,000!
Seetha….Seetha…Seetha. No. No. No. Can't you manage just for a day? It's $25,000.
God knows how long you'll have to cook to make that amount of money.
You're looking so pretty. Let's wrap up everything soon. The groom's family will be here any moment.
Dad..can you hear me? Why aren't you taking calls on your mobile phone?
Sorry ra. I had kept it in another room to charge it.
By the way, how's the engagement going on?
Everything is going great, except that we are missing you here.
I'll be there 10 days before the wedding. Please pass on the phone to my sister. I want to wish her.
One minute.
What are you still doing here? The groom's family will be here any moment. Please be at the front door to receive them.
Your son is on the call. Talk to him for a minute, at least.
Anasuya aunt…Anasuya aunt.
Hello Sandhya. Hello. Hello dad. Hello aunt. Is anyone there? It's me, Subramanyam. Hello, sister. Hello.
Can someone call my sister? Can you hear me?
This is such a nuisance.
I can hear you. I can hear you till there.
Hello…hello…they've cut off the line long back.
Yes. I've been cut off long back.
Are you thinking about how many dollars you've saved up till now?
No. I'm thinking about how many rupees I've to spend for my sister's wedding
By the way, what will be my share if we win this contest?
If I take away my share of $20,000, you'll get to keep all of $5000.
Hello. Don't even think of taking me for a ride. Tell me if you are okay for a 50-50 deal. Then I'll think about it.
Oho. You've gotten used to the American way quite soon. You've become very commercial.
It's all your inspiration, sir.
Okay, fine!
Thank you, sir
Then what about me?
Why do you want a share in this?
For leaking the question paper to you yesterday and for not leaking this issue anywhere in future!
5-10-10. Done?
Done.
Done? Nope.
Okay, we can't deal with him. Let's go together as a couple to the contest. We will go under the pretext that
age has got nothing to do with marriage. It's all about heart and soul.
You can keep $15,000 and I'll take the remaining amount.
If you lie, it has to look convincing. Not to get yourself in trouble. Okay fine, I'm in.
Intelligent guy. Done!
Action!
Dude…how long will you keep holding on hands and rubbing each other's shoulders like this. If they ask you
any questions, you'll get caught. You should get to know each other well.
What would happen if they find out that we aren't a couple? Will they ask us to return the prize money?
If you think negatively, then only negative things will happen. If you think positively, then everything will be positive.
What we are about to do is itself a negative thing. How can I think about it in a positive way?
What are you doing here?
You're free to walk anywhere in America.
And you're also free to use any weapon, like knives and guns, here.
Don't forget that I'm a partner-in-crime in what you are about to. You've the license to use my services.
It's America, so everyone would come in their suits. If we go there in a traditional style, we'll set a new trend. Are you ready?
Subbu. Please look at me once.
Oh shit! You should wear a sari, not cover yourself with it.
I mean, I don't know how to wear a sari.
But you know how to chat, right? Chatting…chatting.
Okay, fine. Wearing a sari is quite similar to wearing a dhoti.
Look at how you have covered yourself with the sari!
No..no. Turn the other side and teach me how to wear a dhoti, and I'll learn from you.
What did you say? Oho…you use your mind in stuff like these. Okay, fine.
Take your pallu like this and drape it in this manner…are you done?
Seetha…do you know what's your beauty spot. It's the mole beside your naval spot.
How did you see that? You weren't even looking at me.
But you were facing the mirror. Let's go.
Hi. Welcome. Please come. Please come.
Please.
Namasakaram
You are dressed so differently. I'm surprised.
We thought we would win the first prize if we stand out…aahh…I mean, our culture is our first priority.
We have crossed seven seas, but we haven't let go off our traditions.
Yeah…yeah. Good to know.
Seetha…
Please.
We'll throw dollars at them. I told the same thing to my brother-in-law as well. Let's throw dollars.
Can you play with the kid for sometime, dear?
According to the rules we've agreed upon, we're supposed to play with the kid on alternate days.
If you want, go and join the kid in a day care centre. We'll pay them.
It's my mistake that I asked you!
I can never understand women. They don't let us be at peace even at an event like this.
I suppose, we've to throw dollars at them as well.
My dear Seetha. If we have a son in future, I'll take care of him everyday.
You don't have bother about that all and I won't force you to do it.
I don't know about him, but I'm unable to bear the weight of your arms. Are you taking advantage of me?
Please understand, darling. I love you, my dear.
Romantic couple!
See you Arun. Take care.
Take care, bye.
Who was she? Why were you laughing and moving so closely with her?
She's my colleague Anu. That's why I laughed along with her, casually. Sorry Anu.
There was nothing casual about it. I could see lust in your laughter. We've a lot to talk about when you come home.
Anu..Anu…I'm not going to listen to you. Just shut up. Anu..Anu
Rasmalai! I got you some Rasmalai because you like it.
Sorry darling. But, have I ever eaten Rasmalai if you don't feed me with your hands?
Isn't it so? I totally forgot about it.
Did it hurt, my dear? If you want, you can slap me as well.
Do you want another one?
Funny couple.
Attention Ladies and Gentlemen. NRI Rajasekhar will be here in couple of minutes with his family.
I welcome all you couples who have come here. She's my wife, Vasantha. This isn't just our wedding anniversary but also her death anniversary.
I was the first engineer from my district to come to the US and she was the first lady doctor. We shared a lot in common and pretty soon, we fell in love with each other.
But my families didn't let us get married to each other. However, I lied to her that my parents had agreed and got married to her.
When she was pregnant with my son, my wife always used to ask me when would my parents come to the US to see her.
After sometime, she stopped asking. And one fine day, she passed away after giving birth to my son.
There's no greater truth than a wife in a man's life and at the same time, there's no bigger trust than the one which
a man gives his wife. What I'm trying to tell you is that there shouldn't be any lies between a man and his wife.
By the way, I've a surprise for all of you. We just conducted a made-for-each-other contest without your
knowledge. Our secret judges have observed all of you carefully.
No. No. No. No.
It's okay, it's okay. There's another round. These are the lucky couples whom our judges have chosen.
Whoever gives the right answer for the question that I'm about to ask, they're really made-for-each-other.
What's the meaning of trust between a couple and how should it be?
I'll answer that! I give all my salary to my wife. She doesn't keep a count and I don't ask her anything about that. That's the trust we share.
Can I? If my husband comes home before 12 PM then I know that he isn't drunk. If he comes after that, then he is usually drunk.
That's the trust between us. Am I right honey? Yes!
Anyone else?
I know an elderly couple, who used to go out for dinner every Saturday night.
One day, after dinner, the lady insisted that she would drive the car.
The uncle was hesitant to let her drive because it was risky to drive late in the night, but she didn't give up.
So, the man gave her instructions about the route and the lady drove the car till their house. After reaching their home, the lady said,
"My dear husband. What difference does day or night make to a blind person like me?
And where's the risk?" The man had complete trust in her despite the fact that she was blind,
and she trusted him as he kept giving her directions, when she was behind the wheel. That's the kind of trust which every couple should have in each other.
Brilliant.
So, the made-for-each-other title goes to Mr and Mrs Subramayam.
Yes. Thank you. Thank you.
Subbu…Why do we have to go home so soon?
Now I understand. Girls don't ever drink, but if they are drunk, then it's tough to control them.
Subbu…you are a very very good boy. Thank you.
Subbu…cute boy.
Subbu…Subbu…Subbu. Tell me.
I got an admit in the best college. Congrats.
No..no. I got the best husband. Thank you. Thank you.
The other day, I slapped you because you touched my waist. Sorry Subbu.
It's okay. It's okay.
Now that you are my husband. Come, place your hand on my waist.
Sister. How are you? And how have you been? It's been 20 days since I've heard from you.
Just because you got married in an island, will you forget your own sister?
Please call me back. I'm missing you so much.
Hello sister, how are you doing?
I'm good. How have you been?
Give the phone to my brother-in-law. I want to talk to him.
He isn't here. I meant, he is in his office right now.
Okay. I've a good news for you. My marriage has been fixed.
Congratulations. I'm so thrilled to hear that.
Please come back home immediately.
I don't know if I can make it.
I don't want to hear anything. Since our parents are no more, the priest said that it's yours and brother-in-law's duty to be in their place at the wedding ceremony.
And no one in the family could object to that including our uncle. Everyone will be so happy if you come back. Please come back soon.
Geetha…please listen to me. Let me complete what I have to say.
Sister. So far, I thought I didn't have my mother. If you don't come, I'll think that I don't have a sister either. You are coming. That's it.
Geetha!
Don't fool around when I'm irritated.
I have to do this only when you're irritated. If I did this when you are happy, then I would get irritated.
My sister's wedding has been fixed.
You should be happy. Why are you so dull?
I really want to go to my sister's wedding, but at the same time I am quite afraid.
Had I not lied on that day, I wouldn't have faced this situation.
Try telling the truth this time.
What are you saying?
It's wrong to cheat, but not when you get cheated. You have to keep telling lies to cover one lie.
If you keep on lying, you'll get caught one fine day. And then, even you tell the truth, no one will believe you.
But I don't know how my family would react if I say the truth. I'm scared.
If someone cares about us, then they won't look for mistakes. And if someone hates us, then they'll only look for mistakes in us.
Just tell your family what really happened. I'm sure they'll take care of you.
How come you have transformed so much? For once, you have made me think.
Even my sister's wedding is just around the corner. The travel agent said that I would get a discount if I can get bulk bookings for him.
Aren't you ashamed?
Nope. I've got the discount. Come let's go.
What else?
All the best.
Bye. Bye.
Subbu?
What?
I don't know how to ask you this. Can you come to Kurnool along with me?
And do what? You want me to take part in the wedding ceremony?
I'm scared Subbu. If accompany me…
You need company to lie, but when you say the truth, you don't even need your shadow. Just go and tell them what really happened.
I'll be courageous if you are by my side. You can trick anyone when you lie. And I'm sure that my family would get convinced if you tell them the truth. Please Subbu…
Are you praising me or mocking me?
I'm just pleading you. Please come and talk to my family. Please Subbu…
Hey..foolish girl! What are you doing? Okay, fine. I'll come along with you. But I've to return by tonight.
Thank you so much Subbu.
Brother. Can you stop the car at the dhaba?
Why?
I need to take a new SIM card. India number.
You didn't give away the dhaba when our boss asked you to. Now, get ready to die.
Brother…do you have a fancy number?
Do you have an address proof?
Passport
Now, he'll sign. Make him sign!
What are you staring at? Leave right now.
Subramanyam is back in town. Subramanyam!
Anna, Subramanyam is back in town.
I don't care even if you have to break his bones for that. Bring him to me, at any cost.
The time has come when I deliver the promise I made to my father. Bring him.
Catch him!
Bro, you have to go fast. I've to return to Hyderabad later tonight.
If I go any fast, then instead of going to Kurnool, we'll go to Kashi.
Bro, I think his vehicle broke down.
Go slowly now.
Sir, it's okay now.
Bro, looks like his vehicle has been repaired now. Go fast now!
Brother, fill up the tank and park your car somewhere closeby. I'll be right back.
If you want to move ahead in life, it doesn't mean that you've to be behind someone's life. How have all been? What's brewing in Hyderabad?
Oye. Anna has called you. Keep calm and get into the vehicle.
It doesn't matter who asked you to do so. Rather, it's more important to know who you are messing with.
Oh..so, you are looking for a fight?
Oye! You should never ask a Pawan Kalyan's fan if he has seen Gabbar Singh. Instead, you should ask him how many times he has seen that film.
On a similar note, you shouldn't ask people like me if I'm going to trash you. Instead, the question you should be asking now is how long and how much will I trash you?
Drag him now
What happened to you? Why are you laughing?
A Gun. He's pointing a gun to me.
Oyeeee…there's a commitment between me and your boss, but there's time for that. In between, I've plenty of work to do.
This is what happens when you mess with someone going on a highway.
Leave all this aside. If you still like fighting or messing with me, then take down my number - 9703322555.
I just got the number and it'll take 24 hours for it to get activated. Till then, all you have to do is just wait.
Keep waiting.